Mighty Jalapeno - I Miss You Guys
Not a terribly good singer or anything, but it’s got a catchy beat.
Hey Dre… can I get a “HELL YEAH”!?
This is really sad :( But the saddest part is that I have all these great Fox News / Must See TV jokes I want to make, and I can’t do it, because it’s sad.
Truckfighters - A. Zapruder
I haven’t the faintest idea what the singer is singing about, but I know that the drummer has probably overdosed on some AMAZING drugs for this song, which is perhaps my favorite stoner-fuzz metal song to come out of Sweden (assuming you let me classify most of Dozer as non-fuzz).
And no, not because of ANY of the blatantly obvious (and hilarious) problems, but because of perceived copyright infringement.
DJO - Fish Cream (via dayjoborchestra)
Put a waffle in your orifice.
Fish cream! Take me to the prom!!!
Slipknot Cereal
The latest in a long line of celebrity-endorsed breakfast food products is here, and it’s out for blood. Slipknot Cereal makes no bones about it’s complete lack of nutritional value, and is composed almost entirely of Slipknot Mask Marshmallow pieces. I don’t even like Slipknot, and I’ll be buying this.
Watch him hear his mother’s voice for the first time.
Satanbob Hammetpants
I’m inordinately proud of this video, but try as I might I just can’t seem to get the view count up. I figured this would be as good a place as any to stick it, maybe try and get it out there!
