My Shirt Is Pants: Archive

Mighty Jalapeno - I Miss You Guys Not a terribly...

Jul 21st

8 tags

Mission accomplished: Vatican blesses Blues... →

Hey Dre… can I get a “HELL YEAH”!?

Jun 26th

Woman sat dead in front of TV for 42 years. →

This is really sad :( But the saddest part is that I have all these great Fox News / Must See TV jokes I want to make, and I can’t do it, because it’s sad.

Jun 23rd

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Truckfighters - A. Zapruder I haven’t the...

Jun 23rd

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National Pork Board Attempting To Halt Sales Of... →

And no, not because of ANY of the blatantly obvious (and hilarious) problems, but because of perceived copyright infringement.

Jun 23rd

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Jun 22nd

Jun 20th

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Jun 18th

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Jun 18th

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Jun 17th

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Jun 17th

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Slipknot Cereal The latest in a long line of...

Jun 15th

8 Month Old Deaf Baby’s Reaction To Cochlear... →

Watch him hear his mother’s voice for the first time.

Jun 11th

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Jun 11th

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Jun 11th

5 notes

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Watch

Anti-Piracy Public Service Announcement With special commentary by Danny Glover.

Jun 11th

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Jun 10th

2 notes

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Spiderbait - Black Betty Man, how did I never...

Jun 9th

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Apr 23rd

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American Head Charge - Song For The Suspect Sweet...

Apr 12th

I Got Three Followers On The Weekend

*does a little dance*

Apr 12th

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Paul Gross - 32 Down On The Robert MacKenzie From...

Apr 7th

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| Star Wars To Air As Animated Sitcom →

I… they… he… what?

Apr 7th

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Apr 6th

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Bill Hicks - Easter (The Story Of Jesus) ...

Apr 4th

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Massive Attack - Danny The Dog (Theme) Man, do I...

Mar 31st

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Probe sees 'Pac-man in the moon' →

So… is Uranus the ghost?

Mar 30th

US 'Christian militants' charged after FBI raids →

Because “keeping the testimony if Jesus Christ alive” involves using homemade explosives to blow up cops at a funeral.

Mar 30th

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Damon Albarn - Ending Theme (The Ravenous...

Mar 30th

Larry just ran... →

No time to marvel at his luck.

Mar 29th

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Question for the Mini Pops...

… how can you ‘stick it’ AND ‘glide’ at the same time? That seems completely counterintuitive.

Mar 28th

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Wide Mouth Mason - Superstition White prairie...

Mar 27th

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Why The Fuck...

IS MY MILK WARM?! Everything else in the office fridge is very, very cold. My new jug of milk is very, very warm. This is the third jug of milk in a row. Either there is a warm spot in the fridge that corresponds to the EXACT location of my milk, or someone is leaving my milk out ALL NIGHT out of some strange sociopathic hatred for fresh-squeezed cow. Whatever the reason, I think I need to...

Mar 26th

6 tags

Bill Hicks and Metallica →

Together at last.

Mar 26th

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Winamp

Winamp Put your Winamp on shuffle, type the first 25 artists, no skipping because you don’t want them there. Answer the questions. 1. Presidents Of The United States Of America 2. Finger Eleven 3. Meloncolin 4. Clutch 5. Sum 41 6. Mayfield Four 7. Spin Doctors 8. Futurama (The TV Show) 9. Massive Attack 10. Godsmack 11. Deftones 12. Motorhead 13. Hawkwind 14. Clutch (yes, again) 15. 54-40 16. Led...

Mar 26th

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Mudvayne - World So Cold (Live) Whew, filesize is...

Mar 26th

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Mar 25th

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Deftones - One Weak From their 1995 debut album...

Mar 24th

Ray Charles - What I Say Even ahead of “Hit...

Mar 24th

5 tags

Tagging?

Ohhhh, tagging!

Mar 23rd

Mayfield Four - Believe Out of their many songs,...

Mar 22nd

Radio Free Vestibule - Looking For A Job In...

Mar 19th

Mayfield Four - Flatley’s Crutch Even for a...

Mar 18th

Fu Manchu - Out To Sea Wow, this is so not what I...

Mar 17th

Bill Hicks - You Are Free To Do What We Tell You ...

Mar 16th

Radio Free Vestibule - Burger Village (20:39...

Mar 16th

Clutch - La Curandera (Demo?) I’m not sure...

Mar 12th

The Offspring - Race Against Myself It may not be...

Mar 10th

Mudvayne - We The People Damn, do I love this...

Mar 9th