IS MY MILK WARM?!
Everything else in the office fridge is very, very cold. My new jug of milk is very, very warm. This is the third jug of milk in a row. Either there is a warm spot in the fridge that corresponds to the EXACT location of my milk, or someone is leaving my milk out ALL NIGHT out of some strange sociopathic hatred for fresh-squeezed cow. Whatever the reason, I think I need to start buying smaller containers of milk, which is majorly annoying. One litre of milk is 2 bucks, 4 litres of milk is 4 bucks.
